Michael Gottlieb

I am Michael Z. R. Gottlieb (hence mzrg.) I am also known as MikeyZRG, MZRG, or qqwref. I like to program and juggle and watch movies and eat and watch Invader Zim and play with the rubik's cube without ever actually solving it and listen to music and make this web site and play old video games and play new video games and make video games and try to beat my score at Minesweeper and read books and laugh and think and do math and invent formulas and design computer graphics and talk with people without actually having to see them and make pictures in Photoshop and download old games and check my e-mail and surf the web and get really excited about problems in the world that I can't fix and talk with people about things that interest me and do calculus and lounge around and squeeze soft things like my cat and be alone for most of the day and eat and try to invent puzzles and try to solve puzzles and try to make puzzles and play Picross and make a Picross solver and spend lots of time thinking about how to do things that I don't have time for and won't ever finish and learn French and actually learn math and learn science and get excited about things that are interesting and not listen to hip-hop or rap and only eat chocolate that's dark chocolate and not eat yoghurt or peanut butter or cake frosting and invent phonetic systems and get really good at finding things on the web and play Pinball on the computer and type about things I like to do and basically waste my time going to school and finish all my homework before I go to bed and compose poetry that is funny and read things that are funny and watch things that are funny and play with the cat and play fun games like Geneforge which you should try and make really tiny changes to images so they look better or worse and understand things and take other things for granted and live and look at things and hear things and annoy my brother Bobby and sleep at night and jump in the air and stretch and use Kleenex and try to find the answers to certain world records that nobody really cares about except me like the highest blood alcohol level or stuff and program my calculator to make games and test for primes and type fast and find fonts and use my computer so much that people say I shouldn't be using the computer and compose acronyms for words and go flying in a small plane and pilot a little and breathe and save things that I won't ever need and buy books that I won't ever read and completely have absolutely no regard for the rules of grammar!!! except in school papers and make math problems for myself and open my eyes and close my eyes and eat candy and cut up apples and eat apples and eat pizza and eat Indian food and Thai food and Dutch food like pannekoeken and meet my friend Effie who is a friend of the family from the Netherlands and meet Jackie another friend from America of the family and rant about how people are so ineficient and wonder why the keyboard has the letters like this? and get my shoes on and get in the car because I have somewhere to go and not play sports and not act and not sing except with my family and eat food and download episodes of shows that I like so I can watch them on my computer like Wallace & Gromit and tell everybody everything I like doing and stuff like that. If you don't know me by know you obviously didn't read all of that.