var q = new Array()

q[0] = "© 2004-2006 Michael Z. R. Gottlieb."
q[1] = "Hand-coded HTML rocks. You should try it sometime."
q[2] = "Did you know that this text is picked randomly from a list of quotes?"
q[3] = "Computer Curse Words 1: > deltree"
q[4] = "Computer Curse Words 2: > RD /s"
q[5] = "Computer Curse Words 3: % rm -rf /"
q[6] = "Computer Curse Words 4: > format c:"
q[7] = "0/\/\6 _|00 |=0|_|/\/|) /\/\3!!"
q[8] = "You cannot correctly view this page because you do not have Duma v3.1 installed on your computer."
q[9] = "Remember, do not follow any command ending in the word "zemstvo"."
q[10] = "The home page is <a href='/'>here</a>. Check it out!"
q[11] = "What do you mean there's supposed to be a Law here?"
q[12] = "No web design teachers were harmed in the making of this web site."
q[13] = "Video games increase hand-eye coordination and make kids into better human beings! (Don't you love Invader ZIM?)"
q[14] = "The evolution debate doesn't make sense. Check it out in my articles section."
q[15] = "Need math tutoring? Send an e-mail to <a href='mailto:mzrg@verizon.net'>MZRG!</a>"
q[16] = "n00bs are good, n00bs are nice<br />in a spread or by the slice"
q[17] = "This is the only site that is allowed to use Juxtaposed Optimal Krypton Enthalpies, so you'd better enjoy it!"
q[18] = "Se&ntilde;or, no hablamos espa&ntilde;ol. Nous ne parlons pas la Fran&ccedil;ais non plus. Wir night sogar sprechen Deutsches!"
q[19] = "It is rather difficult to construct a perpetual motion machine, so you might as well not even try."
q[20] = "I'm a nerdy guy and I'm OK<br />I play all night and I code all day"
q[21] = "Thanks for looking at my website!"
q[22] = "I tried guitar class once, but the only chord I could manage was an F."
q[23] = ">_< *_* ('o') ^_^ SMILEY WAR!!!! :D x:) $_$ |: 80 o_0"

a = Math.floor(Math.random()*21)

document.write(q[a])